Posts tagged as "General"

Posted by Carolyn on 29th April 2008

A Word To The Wise, Part II

Dear Asshole Business Owner:
Do not fuck with someone who works in a law firm.
Very Truly Yours,
Carolyn

Posted by Carolyn on 29th April 2008

Carolyn Explains It All

This pretty much sums up my energy levels today:

But – tonight I’m going to go for a run and make something healthy for supper despite the fact that I’m exhausted. I suppose being on my feet for 12+ hours yesterday saving the world didn’t help matters either.
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I need to do [...]

Posted by Carolyn on 24th April 2008

Well This Blows.

I have yet to get anything for “Administrative Professionals Day [or Week, as it is in my office]” from the people I support – yet my cube mate has a desk full of gifts and awesome things and other people on the floor are buried in flowers and stuff.
I know it sounds petty and greedy [...]

Posted by Carolyn on 23rd April 2008

Addendum

I forgot today is “Administrative Professionals Day” or whatever they’re calling it this year. The management at my office do a week-long celebration instead! This is both good and bad.
Today, for example…
…the Good: I got a free chair massage (*dies*) and there was an ice cream social this afternoon.
…the Bad: There [...]

Posted by Carolyn on 23rd April 2008

Bright Sunshiny Day

Yeah, that’s what the weather is doing today. Bright, sunny and awesome. I think today will see me doing my first outside run of the year. Spring is here…
…and I’m loving it. (to borrow from Moss in the IT Crowd)

(seriously a great show – the UK version, that is)
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Posted by Carolyn on 21st April 2008

He's all mine!

Tim compared his butt to the Mona Lisa. That has to be one of the funniest things he’s ever said.
Seriously.

Posted by Carolyn on 10th April 2008

Miscellaneous

What happens when you take a classic 1999 Ad from Apple featuring Jeff Goldblum and slow it down 30%? Well, wait no more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI
[Here's the link for those of you reading this in RSS: Jeff Goldblum Video]
I still laugh uncontrollably.
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Took a much needed day off yesterday. [...]

Posted by Carolyn on 8th April 2008

A Word To The Wise.

Dear Co-Worker:
When you made the pot of coffee this morning, you neglected to dump the old coffee from yesterday out of the carafe first.  If I wanted to drink a sludgy mixture of yesterday’s coffee with some fresh brewed stuff, I would.  However, I do not want.  As we are all over the age of [...]

Posted by Carolyn on 6th April 2008

Food for Thought

So now that Charlton Heston is dead, we can finally take the guns off his cold, dead hands.

Posted by Carolyn on 28th March 2008

Busier Than a One-Legged Man in an Ass Kicking Contest

For those of you who listen to Tech Snark, you’ll have heard that we’re taking a few weeks off for “Spring Break”. That’s partially true.
I needed the time off for some new projects coming up the pipeline – and let’s face it, since all the recording and such for the show is happening at [...]