Around 11pm last night, I was kept awake with this random thought:

Did I shut my garage door this morning?

I hadn’t really been paying attention when I had left that morning, so I wasn’t sure. Did I shut it? Was it open right now and hoodlums were ransacking my garage of its contents? Did they find my hidden house key and are stealing all my furniture and killing my cats?

Total, paranoid thoughts.

But I couldn’t get that nagging thought out of my head. Couldn’t sleep! I nearly called a friend to go look and see if it was shut or not!

The reason I was as paranoid as I was is because I had done it before: was away from the house for a period of time and left the garage door wide fucking open. It was one of the Saturdays I had to go into work – I left around 8:30am and got home around 2pm. The door was open the whole fucking time. Nothing was missing, but still.

Sofa King. We Todd Ed.

(say it out loud fast, if you’ve never seen ATHF)

I got home tonight and it had indeed been shut the whole time.

Gah!

* * * * *

My nephew’s graduation was good – hot as hell – but good. Being the good auntie that I am, I helped keep the food and beverage supply filled up out in the garage where the party was. My ulterior motive was to stay inside where the a/c was running. Heh.

Also, my nephew’s sperm donor (can you tell my opinion of the guy?) was there with his new wife (he’s had a few since my sister) – but they had the cutest little brown/black 8-week old Cocker Spaniel puppy in the entire universe. I was so enamored with the cuteness, I neglected to take pictures of her.

SO CUTE!

Tomorrow: I’m back to painting the rest of the walls and starting the trim. I really want to get out and enjoy the sunshine, but that won’t do.

* * * * *

Had a second date with D on Friday night – and it didn’t go anywhere. I now know what my friend Mary has been lamenting about with guys: they don’t make any fucking moves! Barely touched me, sure as hell didn’t kiss me at the end of the night – just a hug. But he still wants to see me this week! WTF?!?

Can’t a guy just make a move on a girl for once? Seriously!