A brief interruption in my vacation to bring you this breaking news…

Apparently, the 15th floor of my apartment building is now the new Cigar Smoking Festival headquarters.

I’ve been dealing with the smell in the hallway for a week.

It’s now getting so bad I can smell it IN MY APARTMENT. I don’t live in an apartment that costs nearly $1,400 a month in rent so I can smell dirty fucking cigar smoke. Seriously…what the fuck, people? Can you open a fucking window or something?!

My allergies are going to fucking LOVE this. I can already feel a headache coming on.

Oh yes, I did call to complain to the management. I’m half-tempted to call security too. Motherfuckers.

(At least I HOPE it’s just cigar smoke. How the hell am I supposed to know?)