Again with the Monday.
If I were more scientifically inclined, I would enter a study, get an educational grant and do research to develop a new drug. Specifically, an anti-rejection drug for Mondays. My body seems to inherently reject Mondays, and I'm sure I am not the only one who suffers this horrible disease in silence.
Symptoms:
- Lethargy
- Narcolepsy
- Excessive Ennui
- Goofoffedness*
- General Malaise**
If I could find and isolate the chemical compound in the human body that causes Monday Rejectionitis, and develop a maintenance drug as a therapy for “MR”, I could be rich!
I could finally get that Mini Cooper S that I've been drooling over.
But, all this will have to wait until at least tomorrow to start because I just don't have either the motivation nor the energy.
At least tomorrow is my Friday***.
*- Main Entry: goof•off•ed•ness
Pronunciation: 'gü-”fof-'ed-'nes
Function: adjective
: includes such items as laying on the couch, watching TV, playing video games, futzing around on the computer, reading a book, laying out in the sun and other general wastes of time that can be done singly or in concurrence.
**- I just like the word “malaise” because it's a great word to describe many things. Scurvy is another good word.
***- Did I mention I only work 2 days this week? The rest is vacation, baby! Go me! It's my birfday!